Canandaigua police reported a Waterloo man was charged with second-degree criminal impersonation Saturday, March 7, after they saw him walking through a park on South Main Street with an open container of beer.
What. It's illegal to impersonate a hobo now?
And then I saw that there was another paragraph that went with it:
Police said Mark R. Hamblin, no age available, of 195 Steele Road, gave them a false name and birth date when they confronted him.