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Palmyra man accused of hurling cat
Palmyra, N.Y. —
A Palmyra man allegedly threw the family cat at a woman during a domestic dispute this morning, Wayne County deputies said.
Paul A. Wood, 25, of the Trolley Road Trailer Park, was charged with cruelty to animals, second-degree harassment and fourth-degree criminal mischief for allegedly punching a hole through the wall of his mobile home and throwing the cat at the woman, striking her in the back.
Wood was arraigned in Palmyra Town Court and released with an appearance ticket. An order of protection was issued for the woman.